^trust me, that was like the PG-13 version of that scene in the actual movie.
okay so last night i made the God awful mistake of watching “Evil Dead” and here’s a non-spoiler review:
so going into the movie theater, i was pumped to see this (and of course, cause it was free, that made me even more excited.) because “Carrie” got pushed back to being released this October, the last horror movie i watched in theaters was “The Collection” five months ago so needless to say, i’ve been waiting for a fun movie to watch in theaters and “Evil Dead” is just that (with a side of demonicism!) i’ve seen my fair share of horror films but this definitely sets the bar. i think “Saw” films were just disgusting but this was had a great balance of being disgusting and terrifying at the same damn time. i don’t think i’ve ever been more afraid or uncomfortable in a theater in my life. i jumped and yelped countless times and one time, i even jumped so much that i scratched my face and poked my eye. there were many times i thought about just leaving the theater cause it was too much to handle and there were a few people who actually did. the whole time, i was terrified and ready to go last night because the movie got that real but looking back on it, it was a really great movie and if you enjoy gore or thrills, “Evil Dead” is the perfect movie for you. if not, just watch the music video for Rockstar 101 and you’ll get your healthy dosage of Illuminatic symbols and demonicism. anyways, i can’t wait until “Evil Dead” comes out next week so i can finally talk about it with my friends. and i’d even pay money to watch this again (and that’s saying something cause you know i like free.)
a little bit of advice though: make sure you pray before, after and during the movie cause i swear some of the spirits came through the screen and followed me home. items in my trunk started moving once i left the theater and i never get nightmares but i woke up like five times in the middle of the night last night due to the things i witnessed in the movie and that’s just a FEW of the omens i’ve been seeing all day so yall pray for me and if i don’t post anymore after this, it’s cause the spirits got me!